Cleared for takeoff?

Tower this is Lalapelosi 1, we are ready for takeoff on runway two niner East.

Roger Lalapelosi 1, please taxi to the end of the runway and you are cleared for takeoff on two niner East.

This is your captain, we are cleared for take off on route to San Francisco, one of our flight staff will be coming by to secure for cabin for take off, thank you for your cooperation.

Madam Speaker? Where is everyone? Maybe there are in the next section.



Hello?



Hello? Anyone here? They must be in the special area she had made in the back.

Madam Speaker, can you please put down the gavel and take your seat.

In a minute, I am recreating my big moment, the grandkids get a kick out of it.

Don't some of these kids belong to Rahm Emanuel?

Yea, but my press people say that voters like me more when I am surrounded by children so I take them everywhere.

Won't Congressman Emanuel want them back some day?

I have them on a six month lease, don't worry, they go to school and everything, unless I have to give speech or speak at a fund raiser, then we bring their teachers along and some friends from school so they won't feel alienated.

Isn't that a lot of people to by flying around with you?

Are you from FOX News or something?, Just button it up missy or you will be flying a cargo plane out of Greenland for the rest of your life.

Mam, when ever you are ready, we can take off, but we can't let your niece fly the plane.

Bummer.