Ward Churchill Fired, Youtube debates, Lindsay is back on coke, Vick won't be playing football anytime soon and Michael Moore will do your laundry.

If there ever was a sign that the United States of America is teetering on the edge of an attention chasm, todays headlines are exhibit A.

Ward Churchill gets his non-Native American, plagiarizing, fever swamp left carcass fired from the University of Colorado. Gee, it only took two years to fire this creep. Way to go UoC, you get the bare minimum score for doing the right thing.

The vaunted Youtube debates, wassup? Ho hum.
CNN couldn't come up with questions of their own? CNN picked through the questions, why not just ask your own and follow up? Youtube is for learning guitar riffs and watching people act stupid, wait a minute, I take that back, Youtube is the perfect place for Dennis Kucinich and Joe Biden.

Lindsay cuffed and stuffed again. Wow, I could not care any less. I only hope she has one good friend left in the world who will tell her what she needs to hear. It won't be pretty and it shouldn't be.

Michael Vick indicted by a Grand Jury over dog fighting. Now I know you can have a grand jury indict a ham sandwich in certain areas, so I won't be too surprised if the case falls apart, but after the Duke rape hoax, every prosecutor in America should be on his best behavior when it comes to high profile cases. If the allegations are true, say goodbye to the NFL Michael. Americans love dogs and think people who train them to fight are scumbags, and they are right to think so.

And in the most pathetic move to get people to watch his latest 'documentary' film SICKO, if you take a Republican to got see it, the randomly selected GOP'er will have his laundry done by Michael Moore himself. And I thought I couldn't care less about Lindsay's arrest, this doesn't even get a blip on my give a crap meter.

Meanwhile there are great stories about our soldiers doing great things under most difficult of situations and you can't find these stories in the press. Hey I like to do fun stories to make myself laugh if for no other reason, but lets not forget that half a world away, a soldier is on patrol keeping the terrorist very busy trying to stay alive.

If the troop surge was working and no one reported it, would it make a sound?