The UAE goes forward with Plan B

Having been stymied in their efforts to take control of port operations in the US, the UAE has come up with Plan B - Dirty Skyscrapers.

"This agreement will provide Emaar with an important gateway into the US real estate market," Mohamed Ali Alabbar, Emaar's chairman, said in a statement on Thursday

That's right, in a move to terrorize America, Emaar Properties, a Dubai firm has purchased John Laing Homes for $1 billion in cash. They own Dell Web and other high end home and commercial building companies. With their ownership of these builders, the UAE will build 'Dirty Homes' and 'Dirty Skyscrapers'.

These projects will have at their core and nuclear devise, or dirty bomb, hidden under the swimming pools and recreation centers. If we can't trust these people with operating our ports, why should we let them build our homes and skyscrapers?

Someone call Jon Corzine, and Peter King and schedule a press conference!

Sorry, I had to adjust my tinfoil hat.