Tuesday, December 20, 2005

They will never find me in here........

I would like to have RC introduce a bill when he is elected to the Senate. I call it the "Tiger on every corner bill"

The crime rate will drop like Ted Kennedy's good driver discount.

Need proof?
Ok, here you go.
A South African mugger has been mauled to death by tigers after fleeing the scene of his crime and taking refuge in what turned out to be a tiger enclosure at a nearby zoo, police said. The incident took place on Sunday in Bloemfontein, about 400km south west of Johannesburg. "The guy who was found in the tiger enclosure had been trying to escape after he had robbed a couple with a knife early on Sunday morning" police spokesman Sam Makhele said. "There were security guards nearby and they gave chase to this man and he jumped the fence into the zoo and he ended up in the tiger enclosure," he said. He said the man had been mauled to death and had bite marks on his neck. There were two tigers in the enclosure.

2 comments:

Roseville Conservative said...

This is God's sense of humor, let me tell you...

Check out my latest gift to Poizner... I hope you like the picture I found...

GNN Staff Writer said...

There is surely an O Henry story here fighting and clawing to get out.

On behalf of my wife Maria, la Famiglia Goomba, the boys down at the cheese store and the entire Goomba organization, Merry Christmas to you.

Another blogging year has passed and this electronic communications thing still continues to amaze me. Let's make 2006 another powerful year for bloggers with opinions to share. And in this season, as we celebrate the nativity of Jesus Christ, let us also celebrate each other.

Nickie Goomba