Seems like our globe isn't the only one warming

Hmm. This makes no sense. Unless I miss my guess, there are no SUVs on Jupiter, no fossil fuels being burned, no evil Americans drowning the polar bears, so why is Jupiter getting warmer?

Let me take a stab at this.

Could it be an effect from the giant ball of burning gas that our solar system revolves around?

Could that same giant ball of burning gas be causing our much closer and much smaller planet to warm slightly?

Nope, couldn't be.
That would make Al Gore wrong, and Al Gore couldn't be wrong, he has a Nobel Prize. They just don't give those out to anybody right?

Nevermind.