I wonder what those cops are doing up there? Oh crap, hide the dope!

Oliver Stone was arrested for suspicion of DUI and drug possession Friday night. That makes two times for the drunken doper director.

I am sure that the DUI checkpoint was un-constitutional and was set up by the Bush administration to stop him from making his next movie.

Maybe some of that brilliant intellect and in-depth research could have been used my Mr. Stone to find this.

As Captain Kirk once said "Double dumb ass on you"