Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Nothing worse than a wet dog.

Except wet hay.

For anyone suffering from a drought, I am offering my services as a rain harbinger.

I will be happy to fly to your county and find a field of hay. When my fee is met, I will call the local hay farmer to cut the hay. As soon as the swather drives off the field, the weather should change, in three days the field will receive 1/4 to 1/2'" of rain or hail if that would be more suitable for your situation.

" your results may vary"

1 comment:

Walt Lucas said...

I would like to up my offer to an inch of rain. That seems to be my average at this time.