If I owned a Dunkin Donuts shop.....

After the incredibly stupid remark made by Senator Joe Biden, there could be a huge upside in marketing.

"You cannot go into a Dunkin Donuts or a 7-Eleven unless you have a slight Indian accent."

If I owned a Dunkin Donuts shop or a 7-Eleven store I would have a huge sign in the window of my store. It would read -

FREE COFFEE IF YOU TELL ME JOE BIDEN IS A HORSES ASS.

I would call the local news and get a local talk radio program to broadcast live from my store. I don't care if I gave away 1,000 free cups that day, the publicity would be worth ten times that much.

How much is a Dunkins Donuts franchise anyway?
HMmmmm.