The Fracturenator?

Have your self a Merry, scratchy, stiff and uncomfortable Christmas Arnold. As much fun as I have with our Governor, breaking your leg skiing on Christmas Eve not the way I would want to spend my holidays. Ah the smell of baking ham, the fresh pine scent of the Christmas tree and the tangy smell of Fiberglas casting material.

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his leg while skiing with his family Saturday morning in Sun Valley, Idaho, a spokesman said.

Schwarzenegger, 59, was taken to a hospital for X-rays and was discharged with a fracture to his right femur, said Adam Mendelsohn, the governor's Deputy Chief of Staff for Communications.

He will have surgery to repair the bone when he returns to Los Angeles, Mendelsohn said. The governor remained at his Sun Valley home Saturday night and still planned to spend Christmas there.

Tahoe isn't good enough? That's what you get for going to ski in Idaho.
Squaw valley is on line one Governor, they say Ho Ho Ho.