Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Stupid criminal alert, in Yolo County no less.

You know, when ever I am transporting 152 pounds of cocaine, I usually try to stay right around the speed limit, but then again, I am not fond of prison food.
A CHP officer pulled over a woman Monday night near Woodland who was carrying more than $5 million worth of cocaine in her SUV.

Lucretia Iris James, 32, from Washington, was spotted by a CHP patrolman traveling in excess of 90 m.p.h. northbound on Interstate 5 near CR 17 around 9 p.m. Monday.

Two lines from movies of my youth, to quote Tony Montana in Scarface, "dont' get high on your own supply" and to quote Capitan Kirk in Star TrekIV " double dumba$$ on you!"

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