Holly the Christmas Goat has been renamed Holly Berry, or Halle Barry if you prefer.
She spent Christmas day jumping on the children, chasing the cats and trying to crawl inside the fireplace. She now thinks my wife is her mother and cries loudly when she is left with anyone else.
She is now like all other goats I have known, she is a pain in the butt.
Sure she's still cute, but just ask Britney, cute only lasts so long.
I wonder how long until she is married to a semi-talented back up dancer, and puts on twnety pounds?
Look she's already on the internet without clothes on.
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