Tuesday, September 28, 2004

If Kerry wins, can we lease Dick Cheney to him?

Think of the John Kerry administration.
OK, now take a deep breath and realize, it will not happen, we will be fine.
However if John Kerry were elected President, can you imagine the decision making process?
Sitting in the command center with his staff;

" Mr. President we have to make a decision now."

"Well, we cannot make a hasty decision here"

"With all due respect Mr. President, NORAD just confirmed a North Korean missile launch at Tokyo and Seoul"

"Secretary Albright, what do you think?"

"President Kim Jung Il has given me assurances that he will not attack his neighbors"

"Secretary Berger, could this be an accident?"

"It must be, Mr. President"

"Joe, call the Times and issue a strong statement about our concern over this tragic accident, and get Kofi on the line, we need to convene the Security Council."

"Mr. President, we have just confirmed a medium yield nuclear strike in the heart of Tokyo, Soul was hit with the same type of device minutes before"

"Mr. President, North Korea has just started a nuclear war in Asia, we need to respond, quickly. Two of our allies, and thousands of our soldiers have just been vaporized, what are we going to do?"

"This is terrible"

"Yes, this is terrible, but we still must respond."

"I can't believe this is happening."

"Mr. President, it is happening, it has already happened."

"Sandy, can you get Schroeder and Chirac on the phone, I don't want to act alone, we must have everyone on board here"

"Mr. President, they are on line one and two, they told me that we can't attack North Korea, they have thousands of advisors and contractors working on their nuclear reactor programs, Chirac assures me the reactors are only for civilian power generation."

"OK, Joe call the Times and the Post and issue a statement condemning this act of aggression, Joe make it a very strong statement"


If John Kerry wins in November, the team he will have advising him will have a long record of failure that is a certainty. If we could, I would advise leasing the democrats Dick Cheney to make the hard decisions in a crisis, we could encase him in a glass box with the caption "Break only in the event of emergency."
The catch is, if Kerry wins, it will be an emergency.




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

To continue,if Cheney is leased to Kerry, the conversation would go:

Cheney: Lets bomb N.Korea.And while we are at it maybe China too. They are fairly close by. And they could be always tied in to the Al Queda.

Kerry: But so many people will die.

Cheney: Exactly. I can then get Halliburton in and make sure my family will continue to be real rich for genreration to come.
Of course, you'll get your cut too. Like Bush got all his oil friends happy, you could start exporting ketchup to China without any problems.

Kerry: Well, my wife is already rich many times over. I dont care. Id rather worry about innocent lives.

Cheney: Mr. President, we dont do it that way. Lets just bomb em and say that Osama is hiding in Korea or China which is also a part of the Axis of Evil.

Walt Lucas said...

I love you liberals, it's always Haliburton and oil for bush's buddies. If Bush and Cheney wanted Arab oil they would take it. Period.

Haliburton is one of the largest, most capable oil exproration companies in the world. With expertise in building, and rebuilding oil exproration infrastructure.

That make me think about a new blog. Thanks