I would like to thank the Academy for this honor,, oops wrong speech.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to join the soon to be Juggernaut of the left coast, the Western Alliance of Bloggers.

If you choose to accept this mission you will receive nothing, no cool hats, no lapel pins or any other monetary compensation, however you will receive the opportunity to post next to some of the best bloggers in the West. This post will self-destruct in five seconds.

Well, as they say at the no-limit table, I'm all in.

Now, how do you defuse a post?