Saturday, August 13, 2005

This just in, Bigfoot hair is a hoax, 'chemical weapons' found in Iraq.

How will the legacy media spin this story?
U.S. troops raided a suspected insurgent chemical weapons factory in northern Iraq, finding about 1,500 gallons of dangerous substances, the U.S. military said Saturday.
I wonder if the anti-war folks will send in Sandy Burger to stuff the chemicals down his underware to hide the truth.

Oh, and the "Bigfoot" hair is from a dead bison.
A tuft of hair found near a purported sasquatch sighting in the Yukon actually came from a bison, says the Alberta scientist who tested the sample.

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