Tuesday, November 13, 2007

"There was no sexual anything involved"

Uncle Kracker says he didn't do anything wrong.

Um, yea. Right.

(Kracker) was arrested by local authorities after a 26-year-old woman approached an off-duty police officer in a nightclub to report Shafer had put his hand up her skirt. He was charged with second-degree forcible sex but pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault in an effort to avoid a trial.

"Assault is a far cry from sexual battery. You can either wait a year, spend 150 grand, go to trial, make more of a debacle out of it, or you can get it over with."
Yea, or could stop putting your hands where they don't belong, or you could stop hitting the clubs, drunk out your skull like you were 19, or you could just grow up and learn that the world has rules and no matter how much money you have, you still have to abide by them.

Hey if you run into Lindsey, Paris, Nichole or Britney while your in rehab, pass the word on.
Grow up, these lessons just get harder as you grow older. There is nothing more expensive than regret.

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