Wednesday, October 05, 2005

For the next vacancy on the Supreme Court, I nominate...

My barber.

That's right. My barber. If the vacancy is Justice Ginsberg, my barber will do nicely. He is a small business owner, he pays taxes and he is a superior barber.
I have no idea of his political views on abortion or if he would vote to reverse the Kelo decision, but he seems to have a good deal of common sense. That would be a vast improvement over the ultra-liberal views of Ruth Ginsberg.

If you think Harriet Miers is 'out of the box' I am so far away from the box, it looks like a dot on the horizon. Nevertheless, I would be happy with your barber, mechanic or your OBGYN taking the place of the former General counsel to the ACLU.

My horseshoer is a very hard working, no nonsense kind of guy, if my barber doesn't make it past the FBI background check.

You think I am kidding don't you?

1 comment:

Roseville Conservative said...

Nope, I know you are serious.

There is a lot of merit to what you said, too. Sad...