A rebate by any other name...

Nothing says we need to remodel the kitchen, like a free hour at a brothel.

A Polish hardware store has offered an hour in a brothel to customers who spend more than 10,000 zlotys (about $4000) on materials. "It's a case, if you like, of different strokes for different folks, in terms of doing business," Roman Myszko, the owner of the Bepol shop in Elblag, in northern Poland, told Agence France-Presse. The owner of the brothel "came to our shop to buy some paintbrushes and paint. I knew immediately what her line of business was, and I talked with her [about proposing the special offer] and she agreed."